Posted 2 hours ago
  1. me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  2. me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
Posted 2 hours ago

syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.

(Source: thedisneyprincess)

Posted 3 hours ago

bootsnblossoms:

sweetieyouwatchusrun:

cunt-convention:

odysseydawn:

Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)

looks like something out of Coraline :o

I have a story. We used to have a bunch of these outside our house. They really do open up like this as soon as it gets dark and they release this wonderful smell. My family used to go outside every day and watch them open. But what they don’t tell you is that bugs love them. When it gets hot out they’ll crawl inside them to keep cool. So one day little me, I was probably like 13, put my nose right down by it so I could smell it as it was opening… and a huge ass jumping spider launched itself at my face. Don’t trust the moon flowers. They’re full of horror.

That’s true in more ways than one. Moonflowers are actually datura - angel’s trumpets. They’re very toxic, and have been use for hundreds of years as a poison and hallucinogen. 

(Source: myloveismusic13)

Posted 3 hours ago

To All Writers of Everything Ever

latenightspooky:

I need to rant about this:

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Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

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You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s…

(Source: beenokle.com)

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sunshinedepp:

becauseitsjohnnydepp:

Johnny Depp throughout the years watch the video here 

This is amazing!

Posted 16 hours ago

Tom Hiddleston's Written Work

tomhiddlestonslibrary:

I have collected links to all of Tom Hiddleston’s published written work and added them to a page on my blog. He has written a surprising number of articles that have been published online and in print. Tell me if you know of anything I’ve missed. This is the list:

Posted 17 hours ago

ohawkguy:

[a left boob appears within arm’s reach]

chris evans:

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Posted 17 hours ago

subtxts:

who is john. why is he locked. free him .

Posted 17 hours ago

valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

Posted 17 hours ago

thefrozenhurricane:

elemesy:

Well this is heartbreaking

Oh look Satan made a photoset

(Source: tat-mas)

Posted 17 hours ago
  1. Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  2. Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
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Posted 18 hours ago

free-winona:

"Winona and Johnny couldn’t keep their hands, lips, mouths, legs off of each other"-Tim Burton

"legs"

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