Okay, I think I’m in love with the colour white this time… Help me?
so-easy-to-love-me mamaobsidian hedonisticdarkside villain-lover celtickaye jossmayfair mypreciousmind1 marvel-ous-men maldivaldandhiddled lostinthedarkfantasy lovesweetkieren michaelfassyfastbender cherry-tom-ato winchester87 phedrebelle annedeadly rosebudwhite scarletlip thebittenword892 lost-in-contingency fassyanon just-call-me-mrs-hiddles fassandavoy captain-krazy areubeingserved shesalittleobsessed inglorious-burgers
*whispers*white shirts ans tshirts of sex…
(by the way, I’m posting these once in a while, but if you don’t want to be tagged just let me know that’s perfectly fine :) )
Oh lenaoffassy these are deadly…. can I have bedroom James please? I need him for… science.
oh yeah, white shirts of sex…
We’re funny, okay?
THIS IS EXCELLENT except I have to disagree with one point: Jane Austen wouldn’t be hella annoying on social media - she’d just be trolling all the time.
Hemingway would also have some major MRA backers probably. He wouldn’t be one (he’d just be a regular misogynistic bastard) but his followers would be harassing anyone who called it out.
Faulkner has no use for twitter and his blog posts are interminable.
Robert Frost’s Instagram tho.
And Poe and Lovecraft trying to outdo each other with Two-Sentence Horror Stories.
And Elizabeth Bishop, Emily Dickinson, and Sylvia Plath deliberately trolling MRAs.
And Polidori would tag “@DevilEnglishman” in every. Single. Post, trying to start a twitter war in the hopes of gaining followers.
*would love to see Whistler and Ruskin going at each other on Twitter*
Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon
HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD
That was weirdly beautiful.
the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
i am so slow
you can look at the posts on a certain day?
url.tumblr.com/day/2012/12/25 <- what you posted last christmas
omfg chRIST WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS BEFORE????
makes my fckn life EASIER
BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF USE IS EVER IN THE HELP SECTION
I MUST SPREAD THE WORD TO MY FOLLOWERS